Re: The "I'm Fucked Up Thread" Part Two
So last night I got the most fucked up I've been since high school. Apparently I was sending IM's, texts and posting comments on people's MySpace pages while I was drunk... here is some of what went down:
"Jesus Christ my face feels like lukewarm piss" - IM to my friend Sarah
"FUCK A CAPTCHA
DRUNK ERIK DOES NOT GIVE A GRAMATICALLY CORRECT FUCK
HAHA OH FUCK STEAKS
Man I would do irreparable harm to these pelvii
Fuck
Bring to me
I break" - IM to my friend Chris, I have NO IDEA what I was talking about.
"Dude I'm wasted like money spent on Jonas Brothers merch" - text to my friend Mark
"Bro I just rolled down Santa Clara with my cock out. No worries" - text to same Mark, when he asked if I got home OK Santa Clara is a main drag with cops EVERYWHERE. I actually DID drive down Santa Clara, too... just not with my cock out. THAT WOULD BE STUPID.
"I work in 5 hours... FUCK YO LIFE BATCH!!!" - comment on same Mark's MySpace page @ 3 AM
"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I can't feel my face!!
How you doin', gorgeous? Rawr!" - MySpace message to my friend Sandy
Then while hung over at work, I made this and posted it on a few people's profiles:
So last night I got the most fucked up I've been since high school. Apparently I was sending IM's, texts and posting comments on people's MySpace pages while I was drunk... here is some of what went down:
"Jesus Christ my face feels like lukewarm piss" - IM to my friend Sarah
"FUCK A CAPTCHA
DRUNK ERIK DOES NOT GIVE A GRAMATICALLY CORRECT FUCK
HAHA OH FUCK STEAKS
Man I would do irreparable harm to these pelvii
Fuck
Bring to me
I break" - IM to my friend Chris, I have NO IDEA what I was talking about.
"Dude I'm wasted like money spent on Jonas Brothers merch" - text to my friend Mark
"Bro I just rolled down Santa Clara with my cock out. No worries" - text to same Mark, when he asked if I got home OK Santa Clara is a main drag with cops EVERYWHERE. I actually DID drive down Santa Clara, too... just not with my cock out. THAT WOULD BE STUPID.
"I work in 5 hours... FUCK YO LIFE BATCH!!!" - comment on same Mark's MySpace page @ 3 AM
"WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I can't feel my face!!
How you doin', gorgeous? Rawr!" - MySpace message to my friend Sandy
Then while hung over at work, I made this and posted it on a few people's profiles:
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