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  • #61
    Re: The "I'm Fucked Up Thread" Part Two

    So last night I got the most fucked up I've been since high school. Apparently I was sending IM's, texts and posting comments on people's MySpace pages while I was drunk... here is some of what went down:

    "Jesus Christ my face feels like lukewarm piss" - IM to my friend Sarah

    "FUCK A CAPTCHA
    DRUNK ERIK DOES NOT GIVE A GRAMATICALLY CORRECT FUCK
    HAHA OH FUCK STEAKS
    Man I would do irreparable harm to these pelvii
    Fuck
    Bring to me
    I break" - IM to my friend Chris, I have NO IDEA what I was talking about.

    "Dude I'm wasted like money spent on Jonas Brothers merch" - text to my friend Mark

    "Bro I just rolled down Santa Clara with my cock out. No worries" - text to same Mark, when he asked if I got home OK Santa Clara is a main drag with cops EVERYWHERE. I actually DID drive down Santa Clara, too... just not with my cock out. THAT WOULD BE STUPID.

    "I work in 5 hours... FUCK YO LIFE BATCH!!!" - comment on same Mark's MySpace page @ 3 AM

    "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. I can't feel my face!!

    How you doin', gorgeous? Rawr!" - MySpace message to my friend Sandy

    Then while hung over at work, I made this and posted it on a few people's profiles:

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    • #62
      Re: The "I'm Fucked Up Thread" Part Two

      did you ever know that you're my hero
      you're everything i would like to be
      did you ever know that you're my hero
      cuz you are the wind beneath myyyyyyyyyy wiiiiiiiiiiiiiings.
      http://turntable.fm/traversing

      BYOB

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      • #63
        Re: The "I'm Fucked Up Thread" Part Two

        hahaha . . . oh man . . . you had an epic night, my friend!
        Originally posted by kata rokkar
        Supterfuckingultrawesomecoreasaurus

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        • #64
          Re: The "I'm Fucked Up Thread" Part Two

          heh, like the jonah's bros one. The bernie picture rules too.
          Last edited by BuddyGoodness; August 10, 2008, 08:10 PM.
          sigpic
          We'll fuck standing and we'll fuck then lying, if they had wings we'll fuck them flying, when they are dead and long forgotten we'll dig them up and fuck them rotten.
          Originally posted by auto-de-fe
          happy birthday, you bastard of bastards.

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          • #65
            Re: The "I'm Fucked Up Thread" Part Two

            Originally posted by jsbedlam View Post
            hahaha . . . oh man . . . you had an epic night, my friend!
            This was actually night 2 of 3... I had epic nights before and after, too.

            Here is photographic evidence!

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            • #66
              Re: The "I'm Fucked Up Thread" Part Two

              Holy Shite that hilarious...

              Good work my friend...

              One Second Clubber added 30 Minutes and 28 Seconds later...

              FUCK!!! I just tryed posting a multi-paragragh comment about my hillarious drinking golf outing and the forum posted a message and deleted it!!!

              THIS FORUM IS THE STUPIDZ!!!
              Originally posted by Ars Sycro
              I have a type. I like hot bitches.

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              • #67
                Re: The "I'm Fucked Up Thread" Part Two

                man, it sucks having a high alcoholic tolerance.
                Originally posted by Knifeboy
                I appreciate your distrust in the machine that is the medicinal industry

                but pops gotta get his viagra

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                • #68
                  Re: The "I'm Fucked Up Thread" Part Two

                  Originally posted by auto-de-fe View Post
                  man, it sucks having a high alcoholic tolerance.
                  Who said anything about tolerance levels? It took half a bottle of Patron, a shot of Jack's and a few beers to get me in that tree!

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                  • #69
                    Re: The "I'm Fucked Up Thread" Part Two

                    i was referring to myself.
                    Originally posted by Knifeboy
                    I appreciate your distrust in the machine that is the medicinal industry

                    but pops gotta get his viagra

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                    • #70
                      Re: The "I'm Fucked Up Thread" Part Two

                      Yeah you selfrighteous poopy head...
                      Originally posted by Ars Sycro
                      I have a type. I like hot bitches.

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                      • #71
                        Re: The "I'm Fucked Up Thread" Part Two

                        oh, helloooo there fucked-up-thread.

                        seems i'm home for the . . . morning?
                        Originally posted by kata rokkar
                        Supterfuckingultrawesomecoreasaurus

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                        • #72
                          Re: The "I'm Fucked Up Thread" Part Two

                          high

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                          • #73
                            Re: The "I'm Fucked Up Thread" Part Two

                            About to be.

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                            • #74
                              Re: The "I'm Fucked Up Thread" Part Two

                              i wasalll sorts of fun tonight.


                              wee
                              Originally posted by Lye In Your Eye
                              you're pretty narcissistic
                              enjoy that, nobody else does.
                              Originally posted by Madklikor
                              You call me ignorant? LOL...Stop judging right you or you're gonna find me

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                              • #75
                                Re: The "I'm Fucked Up Thread" Part Two

                                Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

                                2 pitchers of beer, that's where I stopped counting. Hung out with co-workers tonight. Shit was fun. I have to work in 7 hours. FUCK YO LIFE!!!!

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