Re: The "I'm Fucked Up Thread" Part Two
ICE CHAMBERS PART DEUX
this story is actually real.
my friend gordon is dating this girl, kate. kate is nice and all and they've been going out for like a year and my friend wants anal. she agrees but wants it to be special and romantic. they even set a fucking date. he takes her out to dinner. plops down like a hundred dollars for that alone.
he tells me this in advance and asks me to videotape the act. the girl must not know or he'll never get to do it. i think it'll be hilarious and agree to do it.
so i am hiding in his closet. it's one of the fucking ones in movies with the blinds part and you can see through but the other person would have to be really looking to see me. i crack it open and position the camera convincingly enough outside the closet to where i just hold out my hand and can watch through the blinds without really checking the shot. it turned out terrible anyway, so don't give me shit for how retarded that was.
they start going at it and eventually get to the grand finale of anal sex. after about twenty seconds he starts sniffing the fucking air and takes his dick out. it's covered in shit.
he starts freaking out and the girl doesn't even know what he's going crazy about. i don't know why shit was so surprisingly since it was both their first time and she had been complaining about being sick.
he starts fucking puking. i mean hardcore. no gags. goes right to it. puking all over this poor girl's back. i am fucking shocked
she starts puking.
by now this is the most disgusting thing i've ever seen. for a guy who agreed to videotape this, i can say this was fucking awful and i regret ever being there in the first place. i start gagging and can't help it. the smell is terrible.
i burst out of the closet and start puking myself.
the girl starts screaming and puking. grabs a sheet and runs out of the fucking apartment covered in shit and throw up with nothing but a sheet. she even left her goddamn clothes. we were both too scared to chase after her and i never knew how she got home. i guess a taxi came or she hid until someone picked her up..
the place still stinks.
ICE CHAMBERS PART DEUX
this story is actually real.
my friend gordon is dating this girl, kate. kate is nice and all and they've been going out for like a year and my friend wants anal. she agrees but wants it to be special and romantic. they even set a fucking date. he takes her out to dinner. plops down like a hundred dollars for that alone.
he tells me this in advance and asks me to videotape the act. the girl must not know or he'll never get to do it. i think it'll be hilarious and agree to do it.
so i am hiding in his closet. it's one of the fucking ones in movies with the blinds part and you can see through but the other person would have to be really looking to see me. i crack it open and position the camera convincingly enough outside the closet to where i just hold out my hand and can watch through the blinds without really checking the shot. it turned out terrible anyway, so don't give me shit for how retarded that was.
they start going at it and eventually get to the grand finale of anal sex. after about twenty seconds he starts sniffing the fucking air and takes his dick out. it's covered in shit.
he starts freaking out and the girl doesn't even know what he's going crazy about. i don't know why shit was so surprisingly since it was both their first time and she had been complaining about being sick.
he starts fucking puking. i mean hardcore. no gags. goes right to it. puking all over this poor girl's back. i am fucking shocked
she starts puking.
by now this is the most disgusting thing i've ever seen. for a guy who agreed to videotape this, i can say this was fucking awful and i regret ever being there in the first place. i start gagging and can't help it. the smell is terrible.
i burst out of the closet and start puking myself.
the girl starts screaming and puking. grabs a sheet and runs out of the fucking apartment covered in shit and throw up with nothing but a sheet. she even left her goddamn clothes. we were both too scared to chase after her and i never knew how she got home. i guess a taxi came or she hid until someone picked her up..
the place still stinks.
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