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  • Re: The "I'm Fucked Up Thread" Part Two

    no, i have queso. i am trying to see how i can justify getting the misses to go get me some beer on her way home from work...
    Originally posted by Knifeboy
    I appreciate your distrust in the machine that is the medicinal industry

    but pops gotta get his viagra

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    • Re: The "I'm Fucked Up Thread" Part Two

      Skoal please...
      Originally posted by Ars Sycro
      I have a type. I like hot bitches.

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      • Re: The "I'm Fucked Up Thread" Part Two

        LOL! my spouse chews that.

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        • Re: The "I'm Fucked Up Thread" Part Two

          Eww... I don't chew OR smoke...

          So how does it taste?
          Originally posted by Ars Sycro
          I have a type. I like hot bitches.

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          • Re: The "I'm Fucked Up Thread" Part Two

            yuck.
            Originally posted by Knifeboy
            I appreciate your distrust in the machine that is the medicinal industry

            but pops gotta get his viagra

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            • Re: The "I'm Fucked Up Thread" Part Two

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              • Re: The "I'm Fucked Up Thread" Part Two

                Oh wait. GO FALCONS!!!
                Originally posted by Ars Sycro
                I have a type. I like hot bitches.

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                • Re: The "I'm Fucked Up Thread" Part Two

                  It is "yuck," but I'd rather him do that than smoke. Some fucking jackass SOB introduced him to it when he was only 12, and he's been addicted ever since.

                  He tried to quit once, but started up again. Kept it from me, but of course I found out.

                  It doesn't taste like anything to me, because he brushes and uses listerine after every use.

                  But it probably tastes like wintergreen tobacco to him. ::shrug::

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                  • Re: The "I'm Fucked Up Thread" Part Two

                    my father-in-law does that shit. the spit cup is disgusting.
                    Originally posted by Knifeboy
                    I appreciate your distrust in the machine that is the medicinal industry

                    but pops gotta get his viagra

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                    • Re: The "I'm Fucked Up Thread" Part Two

                      ^ Yes. He uses soda or beer cans. And he makes sure that I never, ever have to clean them up. He's pretty meticulous about it. Goes to the dentist. But I worry about cancer.

                      He's tried to quit. Can't do it. Doesn't really want to.

                      My only issue with it (besides health, of course) is that I can't kiss whenever I want to, you know? I mean, I'll have a moment, look over, and he's got that shit in his mouth. ::sigh:: It's like I'm on its schedule.

                      Other than that, I'm not his mother. He can do what he wants. :-)

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                      • Re: The "I'm Fucked Up Thread" Part Two

                        Yeah, the whole chewing thing doesn't bother me, but that spit cup... *shudders*
                        Originally posted by Ars Sycro
                        I have a type. I like hot bitches.

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                        • Re: The "I'm Fucked Up Thread" Part Two

                          ^yes. to be honest, I try not to look.

                          Hey, I knew he did this when i started dating him. I refuse to be one of those bitchy girlfriends who starts dating a guy and then tries to change him. I keep my mouth shut about it.

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                          • Re: The "I'm Fucked Up Thread" Part Two

                            i only dated people to change. that is, to give them an incurable std. what a change!
                            Originally posted by Knifeboy
                            I appreciate your distrust in the machine that is the medicinal industry

                            but pops gotta get his viagra

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                            • Re: The "I'm Fucked Up Thread" Part Two

                              Originally posted by Trathena View Post
                              I refuse to be one of those bitchy girlfriends who starts dating a guy and then tries to change him. I keep my mouth shut about it.
                              I don't think that entirely possible. Not saying anything against you, just estrogen.
                              Originally posted by Ars Sycro
                              I have a type. I like hot bitches.

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                              • Re: The "I'm Fucked Up Thread" Part Two

                                lol! OK, you do have a point. But let's just say that I'm aware of the tendency of my sex to do that, and I don't.

                                And if I tried, he'd never put up with it anyway.

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