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  • Guess Their Day Jobs

    Inspired by boredom.

    Originally posted by Gnomad View Post
    cheapham is correct, I think all of them but Drew still have other jobs they work.
    So, I command you: Take a guess. In fact, take three guesses. Have some fun with it. We don't care if you really know their day job. That makes you a creepy stalker fanboy. I'm going for funny stalker fanboy here. I'll start.

    Gavin: Paid spokesman (door-to-door salesman) for a company that sells dehydrated gluten-free waffles and rubber door stoppers.

    Mark: Crane operator.

    Drew: Bathroom Attendant at a swanky strip club. He always recommends Drakkar Noir.
    Last edited by AnewKINDofFEELING; August 15, 2011, 04:11 PM.
    I don't have the time it takes to recover from the day
    I sit and moan and mope and groan and never have my say
    A crown of thorns from which is born a little baby bird
    To fly away and have its day is nothing but absurd

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    Re: Guess Their Day Jobs

    This thread rules already, can't wait to see what people come up with. I am curious if any of the creepy stalkers know their actual jobs though...

    ...here are my guesses:

    Dino: Bouncer at a gay bar named Fantastic Samm's.

    Mark: Barista at a fair-trade locally grown organic vegan-only coffee shop, named La Calvitie.

    Drew: Lumberjack.

    Gavin: Hairdresser at a chemical-free salon in San Francisco. He mainly does Jerry Curls and Updos for the big name clients.

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    • #3
      Re: Guess Their Day Jobs

      Gavin: Hip hop producer

      Dino: Hip hop producer

      Mark: Hip hop producer

      Drew: Producer of the above producers.
      (╯į□į)╯︵ ┻━┻

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      • #4
        Re: Guess Their Day Jobs

        Gavin = Graphic Design
        Mark = Guitar Tech
        Dino = Archeologist
        Drew = Dealer

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        • #5
          Re: Guess Their Day Jobs

          gavin works for ground(ctrl)...or so said his FB at one time...

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          • #6
            Re: Guess Their Day Jobs

            Originally posted by phentalmyst View Post
            gavin works for ground(ctrl)...or so said his FB at one time...
            I don't have the time it takes to recover from the day
            I sit and moan and mope and groan and never have my say
            A crown of thorns from which is born a little baby bird
            To fly away and have its day is nothing but absurd

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            • #7
              Re: Guess Their Day Jobs

              drew - taxidermist
              dino - zookeeper
              Gavin - gym teacher
              Mark - CNN political analyst
              How many dredg fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

              Seven. One to change it, five to complain that the old one was better, and one talk about Gavins weight.

              -Gnomad

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              • #8
                Re: Guess Their Day Jobs

                Originally posted by AnewKINDofFEELING View Post
                I knew that too...
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                Mark works for Travelocity.

                Dino works for Fred.
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                Originally posted by TheRuleofThree
                Very well - you caught me in a rare mistake. I commend you for achieving this elite honor.

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                • #9
                  Re: Guess Their Day Jobs

                  Haha, I was just reinforcing what I said in the first post....
                  I don't have the time it takes to recover from the day
                  I sit and moan and mope and groan and never have my say
                  A crown of thorns from which is born a little baby bird
                  To fly away and have its day is nothing but absurd

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                  • #10
                    Re: Guess Their Day Jobs

                    Originally posted by Ars Sycro View Post
                    I knew that too...
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                    Mark works for Travelocity.

                    Dino works for Fred.
                    Who's Fred?

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                    • #11
                      Re: Guess Their Day Jobs

                      I'm pretty sure they're all whores.

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                      • #12
                        Re: Guess Their Day Jobs

                        Originally posted by SimpatiK View Post
                        Who's Fred?
                        I don't have the time it takes to recover from the day
                        I sit and moan and mope and groan and never have my say
                        A crown of thorns from which is born a little baby bird
                        To fly away and have its day is nothing but absurd

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                        • #13
                          Re: Guess Their Day Jobs

                          Drew - Cannabis club owner
                          Dino - Personal Trainer for celebrities
                          Gavin - Kindergarten teacher
                          Mark - Hitman
                          We gotta break down these barricades, everyone has AIDS!

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                          • #14
                            Re: Guess Their Day Jobs

                            Originally posted by SimpatiK View Post
                            Who's Fred?
                            They were both meant as jokes... but nobody seemed to get them...

                            Fred


                            Mark
                            Twitter | Facebook | Rate Your Music

                            Originally posted by TheRuleofThree
                            Very well - you caught me in a rare mistake. I commend you for achieving this elite honor.

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                            • #15
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                              Originally posted by Ars Sycro View Post
                              They were both meant as jokes... but nobody seemed to get them...

                              Fred


                              Mark
                              I actually thought you meant Fred Flintstone, but posted a random "Fred," instead.
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                              Dino is a rodeo clown named Big Bad Bison "Or is it Buffalo?" Bob with a travelling rodeo out of Topeka.
                              I don't have the time it takes to recover from the day
                              I sit and moan and mope and groan and never have my say
                              A crown of thorns from which is born a little baby bird
                              To fly away and have its day is nothing but absurd

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